Did I say makeup? Just wanted to see if you were paying attention. Makeup is another day. Today we talk about morning and night beauty rituals. Just three easy steps.First you start by cleansing the face and neck with "special cleansers" that are biodegradable and not harsh on the skin. Dab, not rub, the skin with large soft cotton ball. Now that the skin is nice and tingly you must "firm up" the skin with toner. Close all those dirty little pores. Now that the skin is stripped of all life's impurities, we have to put nutrients back into the skin by way of moisturizers. You can never have too much moisturizer. Is your skin absolutely glowing now?
Of course it is, and it only took you one damn hour and you get to do this whole routine over again before bedtime. Are you kidding me?!*&!? Tomboys have no beauty rituals. Alcohol and cotton swabs for acne and maybe a dab of oil free lotion if we can remember or the nose is starting to flake. Oh but wait, I got something even better. The entire one hour beauty ritual now comes in a handy toilette (see HOME PAGE to purchase). Cleanse, tone, moisturize and you don't even have to rinse. Now that's progress!
Of course it is, and it only took you one damn hour and you get to do this whole routine over again before bedtime. Are you kidding me?!*&!? Tomboys have no beauty rituals. Alcohol and cotton swabs for acne and maybe a dab of oil free lotion if we can remember or the nose is starting to flake. Oh but wait, I got something even better. The entire one hour beauty ritual now comes in a handy toilette (see HOME PAGE to purchase). Cleanse, tone, moisturize and you don't even have to rinse. Now that's progress!
One plus for the tomboy life, two hours you saved from beauty rituals.
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